Imperia 1400 x 800mm White Slate Effect Rectangular Shower Tray + Chrome Waste

I ordered a tray, not for tea, but for toes, From Victorian Plumbing — and goodness, it shows! So shiny and smooth, like an ice rink for feet, Yet somehow it grips, so I don’t face defeat. It arrived in a box, like a treasure from yore, I half-expected a butler to knock on my door. No leaks, no squeaks, no wobbles at play, It’s the Rolls-Royce equivalent of a shower tray. Each morning I step in, feeling ever so grand, Like royalty bathing in some faraway land. So cheers, Victorian Plumbing, you’ve made me feel posh, Even if I’m just scrubbing with half-price body wash. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ — would recommend to a friend, My love for this tray may never quite end.