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VP's Christmas Crackers Competition

By Alan

7th Dec 2016

3 mins read

Company News

Tell us your top Xmas joke and you could win this fabulous PHILIPS | GROHE Aquatunes Bluetooth Shower Speaker worth £69.95

Christmas Cracker Competition

VP’s Christmas Crackers!

Christmas is an exciting time of year for everyone, but if you’re at your wits end then we have some news to make you smile! This year Victorian Plumbing want to make Xmas even more exciting by offering you the chance to win this amazing Aquatunes Bluetooth Shower Speaker by PHILIPS | GROHE in VP’s Christmas Crackers competition.

To add to the Christmas cheer we’re crying out for the best Xmas jokes to welcome in the festive fun. If you have a cracking joke that has us in stitches then you may just win this cool waterproof Bluetooth speaker in time for the big day.

PHILIPS | GROHE Aquatunes Bluetooth Wireless Shower Speaker - 26271LV0
PHILIPS | GROHE Aquatunes Bluetooth Wireless Shower Speaker

So, what is the Aquatunes Shower Speaker? This quality shower and bathroom speaker is made by PHILIPS and GROHE so you know it'll look and sound fantastic. It allows you to listen to your favourite songs whilst relaxing in the tub or dancing in your shower. It's waterproof and shock resistant which makes it totally practical too. Charging it up is as simple as charging your electric toothbrush and it'll run for up to 8 hours! If you are the lucky winner you could give it to a music fan as a cool Christmas present or do what we would do and just keep it for yourself!

For your chance to be laughing all the way to the bank we’re asking you to stand up and be counted by telling us your funniest Xmas gag! Simply enter via Facebook or Twitter by liking and sharing the competition and see if you can make us laugh with your best jest or Boxing Day banter!

This seriously cool prize is no joke, will you be the one that gets it?

Good luck, have fun and please keep it clean!

Joking aside, please read our terms and conditions for the full list of rules.

Terms and Conditions

1. The Promoter is Victorian Plumbing Limited, Diamond House, 41 Stephenson Way, Formby Business Park, Formby, L37 8EG, United Kingdom.

2. Each competition entrant must tell us a Christmas themed joke and also Like and Share / Retweet our post.

3. Jokes that are not appropriate for family viewing will not be included in the competition. The promoter will decide whether as joke is appropriate for family viewing.

4. The prize of a Philips / Grohe Aquatunes wireless Bluetooth speaker will be awarded to the best Christmas joke as chosen by our users of Facebook and Twitter. In the event that more than 1 entrant suggests a winning joke then a winner for that suggestion will be chosen by whoever suggested it first.

5. Competition entrants must be at least 16 years old.

6. No Purchase Necessary.

7. Competition details form part of these terms and conditions.

8. The Competition will run from Wednesday 07.12.16 until midnight on Sunday 11.12.16. Entries received after this time will not be put forward for the draw.

9. Entry is open to residents of the UK except employees (and their families) of The Promoter.

10. Each user can enter once per suggestion.

11. Due to the nature of the competition, entries will not be returned.

12. The Winner will be announced through Facebook and Twitter at Midday on Wednesday 14.12.16.

13. The Winner will be selected by Facebook user votes. However, should a person selected be a previous winner from the last 6 months, The Promoter holds the right to select another.

14. Winners must redeem their prizes within six months, failure to claim within this time period could result in loss of prize. The Promoter will not be responsible for delay caused by third parties.

15. The Promoter’s decision is final and binding in all respects on all entrants. No correspondence will be entered into. Entries that do not comply in full with these entry terms and conditions will be disqualified.

16. Failure to respond and/or provide details for delivery, or failure to meet the eligibility requirements may result in forfeiture of the prize.

17. The prizes are as stated and no cash or other alternatives will be offered, unless agreed in writing the prize is non-refundable and non-transferable.

18. The Promoter reserves the right to substitute the prize for a prize of equivalent or greater monetary value if this is necessary for reasons beyond its control.

19. Except in the case of death or personal injury arising from its negligence or in respect of fraud and so far as is permitted by law, The Promoter and its associated companies exclude responsibility and all liabilities arising any postponement, cancellation, delay or changes to the prize details beyond The Promoter’s control and for any act or default of any third party supplier.

20. The Promoter will not be liable for any prize(s) that do not reach the winner for reasons beyond the Promoter’s reasonable control.

21. The winner(s) agree(s) to the use of their name, location and will co-operate with any other reasonable requests by The Promoter relating to any post-winning publicity, including posting a photo of the product(s) installed in their home, or creating a written or video review without additional remuneration.

22. Use of a false name or details will result in disqualification.

23. All entries must be made directly by the person entering the Competition, no group, mass or software entries will be accepted.

24. Entries made online using methods generated by a script, macro or the use of automated devices will be void.

25. No responsibility can be accepted for entries lost, delayed or corrupted, or due to computer, network or software failure which may restrict or delay entry.

26. The Promoter may refuse or disqualify any entry (including winning entries) if the entrant concerned or anyone authorised by the entrant to deal with their entry, acts in a way towards The Promoter which The Promoter reasonably considers to be inappropriate, unlawful or offensive. If the winning entry is disqualified The Promoter reserves the right to award the prize to another entrant.

27. Entrants will be deemed to have accepted these terms and conditions and agreed to be bound by them when entering this Competition.

28. This Competition, and any dispute or claim arising out of or in connection with it, shall be governed and construed in accordance with English law. You irrevocably agree that the courts of England and Wales shall have exclusive jurisdiction to settle any dispute or claim that arises out of or in connection with this Promotion.

29. The Promoter reserve the right to amend or alter these terms of Competitions at any time and reject entries from entrants not entering into the spirit of the Competition.

30. Competitions may be modified or withdrawn at any time.

31. A list of winners will be available by writing to The Promoter’s address no earlier than six weeks (unless otherwise stated) after the close of the Competition. Details shall also be announced on and Only the first name and town of the winners will be disclosed.

32. By entering this Competition you declare that The Promoter has permission to send marketing emails related to our products and services. Your details will be the property of The Promoter and will not be passed on to any 3rd parties.



Alan is one of our bathroom bloggers here at Victorian Plumbing. He likes writing helpful articles on bathroom trends and ideas. As well as writing his specialist buying guides, Alan can be found here sharing his expert 'how to' step-by-step DIY guides. When he isn't posting on the blog, he likes surfing the web for top bathroom tips and useful customer advice.

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